Your Schlong (A parody)

It's a little bit cummy, this feeling inside

I think it's there from my Saturday Ride

I don't have much money, but boy if I did

I'd get us an escort for fifty quid

If I had a dildo, but then again, no

Maybe a jumbo buttplug or a traffic cone

Its not the same, but it's the best I can do

I'll show you my schlong and its just for you

And you can show everybody, cos this is your schlong

It may be quite ample but its hardly King Kong

I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind

If it goes down your throat

A wonderful blowjob that won't make you choke

I sat at your desk, and sucked off your boss

I kinda regret it now but do you give a toss

But natures been kind to give me this schlong

It's so hard for you to keep you turned on

I'm kinda regeretting not having the lube

See all that's remeining is just the empty tube

Anyway the thing is, you seem quite keen

Is this the longest schlong you've ever seen?

And you can show everybody, cos this is your schlong

It may be quite ample but its hardly King Kong

I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind

If it goes down your throat

A wonderful blowjob that won't make you choke

I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind

If it goes down your throat

A wonderful blowjob oh shit you choked....